The Order Of The Pen

 

If the world were run by The Fellowship Of The Pen, God help us all.  We were sitting around bored at CCPA one Monday and established an elaborate government system controlled by members of The Fellowship, and centered around The Pen.  This was the result.

Our government, known as "The Order of The Pen" would be a form of aristocracy, with members of The Fellowship as an inherent ruling elite.  The Order is split into several "Divisions" or "Agencies" with a ruling leader of each division.

John Coffman: Leading advisor to The Order.  John is the source of all wisdom for the nation and helps keep order inside the population.

Colin Hemphill: Head of The Division of the Cult.  Colin is the permanent Penbearer and the source of knowledge for the philosophy of The Pen.

Jonny Hill: Head of The Division of Propaganda.  Otherwise known as Head of "Public Relations".  Jonny is the creative muscle behind all threatening advertisement and brainwashing efforts to keep the population loyal to The Order.

Tyler Jones: Head of The Division of Economics.  Tyler controls finances for The Order and the general population, and determines who is loyal enough in the population to be allowed a budget.

AJ Spigelmire: Head of The Division of Intelligence.  AJ gathers intelligence of rebellion by any means necessary and forwards what he has learned to David Swarbrick for deciphering.

Josh Williams: Head of The Division of Legal Accountability.  The role of this position is to make sure that everything done by the public and the leaders is acceptable under the Law of the Order (hehe).  Josh distributes and analyzes legal documents and provides inquiry/request forms for the public.

Chase Young: Head of The Division of the Military.  Chase forcefully enlists members of the army and leads military operations to eventually overtake the entire world with the help of Chuck Norris.

Be aware, that The Order will come into power soon.  You can expect to see Jonny's handiwork on the air within the coming months (check our YouTube page often).  If you rebel, you will be severely punished.

 

Colin Hemphill ©2008